You dont believe in luck because youre an ass.

I hate it when people say "I don't believe in luck" because its always condescending and they cant back it up. Its always something to do with God and how everything happens for a reason. Saying "I don't believe in luck" is saying "I don't believe in random coincidences that benefit me." No, they happen, just like ones that do not benefit you. We aren't saying it's magic, or the laws of attraction (different group of jack-offs completely). If everything happens for a reason you were supposed to read this and question if everything happens for a reason. Got yourself into a bit of a paradox now don't you? Other things I hate when I hear them "I'm not book smart but I'm street smart" to me that's saying "I'm dumb and I'm OK with it, and you should be too. Now lets have a conversation where I have absolutely nothing of substance to add." And the best one is, "I'm a really sexual person." If a girl has ever said that to you here is what it really meant, "I have burned through a ton of dick...and some vagina."