Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Movie Reviews Based On The Trailer

The Stepfather: Oh shit he shaved and now the cops dont know who he is...saw it in the fugitive bitches!

Toy Story 3: Prolly gonna be awesome, is this a christmas day release? Lemme know my jew friends.

Law Abiding Citizen: A merging of "Taken" and "Ray" Gonna be awesome!

Saw VI: We get it! You kill people in intricate ways. Who knew the game "Mousetrap" would have six movies.

Astroboy: Whatever...

Where The Wild Things Are: A young boy starts to have sexual relations with some sort of monster...so played out...

Paranormal Activity: A movie about audience reactions to scary movies.

How To Seduce Difficult Women: Didnt bother watching the trailer...assuming this can be renamed "Rape"

Michael Jackson: This is it: See review of "Where The Wild Things Are".

1 comment:

Mr_Nuts said...

You have a blog no one reads too! We should totally start a club.

Seriously though, folks, I haven't had any interest in any new movies in a few years now. I don't know why.